TOP 10
I know it's been a while....infact a very long while. Frankly my keyboard batteries needed to be recharged...hehe
Anyways, I will follow the current trend and list a Top 10.
The other day i was walkin thru the mall and watchin people go crazy (or broke...whichever comes first)...and by observation compiled a list of the Top 10 jobs in the mall...haha...well actually the top 10 worst jobs...especially during christmas..
10. The Owner of the store(Myer) - All he/she did was sit around and watch the cash registers gobble up money and not jokin...i wouldnt be surprised if the cash registers actually would end up with obesity before christmas...( corny i kno....deal with it...:P). I also noticed a look in the beneficiaries eye...one of those looks where he/she was imagining the next BMW or even another house along the river....( it was the least worst job...u can imagine why)
9. Being a Kid - Well i wouldnt be too sad either if i knew i waz gonna recieve heaps of gifts...especially since it was somebody else's b'day!!!! well all they had to do was walk around, eat and cry....maybe occasionally get some stick....but i guess dat comes with the age....:). I guess the only tough part was choosing the right toy...can u imagine how hard it can be...( i went to a toy store...to reminiscence...and was surprised at the variety...jigsaw puzzles have an entire aisle...) well i guess they got thru the day pretty arrite.
8. Being Me - The observer...( No quantam physics involved)....all i did was sit and watch everyone...but it was tough....firstly to deal with the counter-stares...and threats....and secondly keeping focus on the primary objective....( it's tough...trust me...i can prove it to you...just accompany me once....:) ) But i got thru arrite...time was the premium but hey...i didnt have anythin useful to do anyways....:)
7. The salesgirl in the cosmetics section - can u imagine how tough it is...to convince women they look ugly...without making them feel ugly....hard...very hard...and i was fascinated by the salesgirl....she tactfully convinced women that by putting on dat specific type of mascara they would look pretty without telling them they were ugly in the first place...kudos...but i would hate to watch what would happen to her if she had a slip up....women during christmas can be voracious and violent...( check boxing day sale...Myers... google it...)
Will continue the post in december..... :)
Anyways, I will follow the current trend and list a Top 10.
The other day i was walkin thru the mall and watchin people go crazy (or broke...whichever comes first)...and by observation compiled a list of the Top 10 jobs in the mall...haha...well actually the top 10 worst jobs...especially during christmas..
10. The Owner of the store(Myer) - All he/she did was sit around and watch the cash registers gobble up money and not jokin...i wouldnt be surprised if the cash registers actually would end up with obesity before christmas...( corny i kno....deal with it...:P). I also noticed a look in the beneficiaries eye...one of those looks where he/she was imagining the next BMW or even another house along the river....( it was the least worst job...u can imagine why)
9. Being a Kid - Well i wouldnt be too sad either if i knew i waz gonna recieve heaps of gifts...especially since it was somebody else's b'day!!!! well all they had to do was walk around, eat and cry....maybe occasionally get some stick....but i guess dat comes with the age....:). I guess the only tough part was choosing the right toy...can u imagine how hard it can be...( i went to a toy store...to reminiscence...and was surprised at the variety...jigsaw puzzles have an entire aisle...) well i guess they got thru the day pretty arrite.
8. Being Me - The observer...( No quantam physics involved)....all i did was sit and watch everyone...but it was tough....firstly to deal with the counter-stares...and threats....and secondly keeping focus on the primary objective....( it's tough...trust me...i can prove it to you...just accompany me once....:) ) But i got thru arrite...time was the premium but hey...i didnt have anythin useful to do anyways....:)
7. The salesgirl in the cosmetics section - can u imagine how tough it is...to convince women they look ugly...without making them feel ugly....hard...very hard...and i was fascinated by the salesgirl....she tactfully convinced women that by putting on dat specific type of mascara they would look pretty without telling them they were ugly in the first place...kudos...but i would hate to watch what would happen to her if she had a slip up....women during christmas can be voracious and violent...( check boxing day sale...Myers... google it...)
Will continue the post in december..... :)
